Thank You—But F**k You For Being There Tee | Michael Fanone One-Liners

Gratitude and anger. Both true.

This one’s complicated on purpose. It’s a message to the MAGA folks who helped pull me out while others tried to take my life—thank you, and f**k you for being there. Printed in distressed stencil type on a relaxed, everyday cotton tee that wears like it’s already broken in. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.

Why this tee works

100% cotton, medium weight (~5.3 oz/yd²): substantial yet breathable.
Tubular body (no side seams): cleaner lines, less waste.
Holds shape: twill shoulder tape + ribbed knit collar.
Crisp text: DTG for the main graphic; DTF for sleeve/neck details.
Comfort standards: tear-away label; OEKO-TEX® certified materials; sewn in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton.
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Impact

Every purchase helps keep the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.

Fit & Fabric / Specs

Fabric: 100% cotton (solid colors), medium weight ~5.3 oz/yd²
Fit: classic unisex—true to size; size up for a looser drape
Construction: tubular knit; twill shoulder tape; ribbed collar

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron print
Do not dry clean

Shipping & returns

Most orders ship quickly with tracking. Easy exchanges/returns on unworn items per shop policy—see the store’s Shipping & Returns page.

Content note

Contains explicit language.

CTA

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