This Machine Kills Fascists — Pet Tank Top | Michael Fanone

Small shirt. Big message.

Your dog doesn’t vote—but they can roll with your values. This snug, lightweight pet tank puts “This Machine Kills Fascists” front and center in crisp print, with stretch that moves on walks, rallies, or café hangs. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.

Why this tank works

• Comfy & durable: medium-weight 5 oz/yd² combed ringspun cotton feels soft but holds up.
• Moves with your pup: 1×1 rib knit for excellent stretch and recovery.
• Clean finish: double-needle ribbed binding at neck and armholes resists stretching.
• Crisp graphic: smooth printing surface for sharp detail.
• Runs small: snug, athletic fit—size up for broad-chested breeds.
• EasyTear™ label for itch-free wear.
• Member perk: join the paid Substack to unlock discounts and subscriber-only releases.

Impact

Every purchase helps keep the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.

Fit & Fabric / Sizing Tips

• Fabric: 100% combed ringspun cotton (printing fabric), ~5 oz/yd²
• Fit: close to the body; layers easily under a raincoat or with a harness
• Measure before you buy:

1. 1. Chest girth at the widest point (behind front legs)
   2. Back length from collar base to tail base
   3. Neck at the collar line

Choose the larger size if between measurements.

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

Safety note

Ensure a comfortable, two-finger fit around neck and legs. Remove if damp, overheated, or restricted.

Shipping & returns

Most orders ship quickly with tracking. Easy exchanges/returns on unworn items per shop policy—see the store’s Shipping & Returns page for details.

CTA

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