I don’t do euphemisms. If you’re tired of extremists cosplaying as law and order, this shirt makes your position unmistakable. Built on a sturdy, everyday heavy-cotton blank that holds up to real life. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.
Why this tee hits
Heavy cotton you can trust: smooth, durable knit that prints sharp and wears in, not out.
Classic unisex fit: true-to-size with room to move; size up for a relaxed drape.
Ribbed collar, stays put: holds shape after repeated washes.
No side seams: clean look, better comfort.
Ethically sourced cotton.
Member perk: join the paid Substack to unlock discounts and subscriber-only releases.
Impact
Every purchase keeps the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: heavy cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Feel: structured, not stiff; softens with wear
Construction: taped shoulders for stability; rib-knit collar
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron print
Do not dry clean
Shipping & returns
Most orders ship promptly with tracking. Easy exchanges/returns on unworn items per shop policy. Check the store’s Shipping & Returns page for details.
Content note
Graphic includes explicit language.
CTA
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