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“Josh Hawley Ran Like a B**ch” Crewneck | Michael Fanone One-Liners
“Josh Hawley Ran Like a B**ch” Crewneck | Michael Fanone One-Liners
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Worn truth. No filter.
I said what I said. This is the lived-in, garment-dyed crew you throw on when you want your stance to be visible without shouting. Soft ring-spun fleece, relaxed silhouette, and the raw, handwritten graphic across the chest. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.
Why this crewneck works
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly fleece: soft hand with real backbone.
- Medium-heavy 9.5 oz/yd²: cozy weight that layers clean.
- Holds shape: 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that bounce back.
- Built to last: neck tape + half-moon back patch for durability and comfort.
- Garment-dyed look: broken-in color from day one; low-impact OEKO-TEX® dyes.
- Member perk: join the paid Substack to unlock discounts and subscriber-only releases.
Impact
Every purchase keeps the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.
Fit & Fabric / Specs
- Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester, ~9.5 oz/yd²
- Fit: relaxed classic crew—true to size; size up for an oversized look
- Construction: ribbed trim; taped neck; half-moon back patch
- Graphic: high-contrast, handwritten statement print (explicit language)
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not iron print
- Do not dry clean
Shipping & returns
Most orders ship quickly with tracking. Easy exchanges/returns on unworn items per shop policy—see the store’s Shipping & Returns page for details.
Content note
Contains explicit language.
CTA
If the truth makes them sprint, let it run across your chest. Paid Substack members save and get first dibs on exclusive drops—join here: https://michaelfanone.substack.com/subscribe
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