I don’t sugarcoat—why would your mug? High-contrast portrait and a blunt quote wrap this glossy ceramic, with a pop-color interior and handle that wake up the room before the caffeine kicks in. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.
Why this mug works
Microwave-safe for quick reheats
Dishwasher-safe print that stays sharp
White ceramic body with colored interior & handle
Gloss finish for crisp contrast and poster-style impact
Lead- and BPA-free for everyday use
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Specs
Sizes: 11 oz (≈325 ml) and 15 oz (≈444 ml)
Material: white ceramic with colored interior/handle
Toss it in the dishwasher or hand-wash with warm water and dish soap.
Shipping & returns
Ships securely boxed with protective packaging. Easy returns on unused items per shop policy—see Shipping & Returns for details.
Content note
Contains explicit language.
CTA
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