“History Will Take a Sh*t on Mike Pence’s Head” Hoodie | Michael Fanon

Warm. Blunt. Built for everyday.

I don’t sugarcoat. This midweight hoodie carries the quote exactly how I said it—front and center—so there’s no mistaking the message. Soft fleece, classic fit, and a double-lined hood that handles cold mornings and late-night marches. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.

Why this hoodie works

8.0 oz/yd² midweight fleece: warm without bulk; tough enough for real life.
50/50 cotton–poly blend: soft hand, holds its shape.
Kangaroo pocket: warm hands, stash the essentials.
Double-lined hood + color-matched drawcord for a clean finish.
DTG/DTF print ready; optional embroidery placements (chest, sleeves, wrist).
Tear-away label for itch-free wear.
Member perk: join the paid Substack to unlock discounts and subscriber-only releases.

Impact

Every purchase keeps the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.

Fit & Fabric / Specs

Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester, midweight 8.0 oz/yd²
Fit: classic unisex; true to size (size up for an oversized look)
Details: ribbed cuffs/hem; kangaroo pocket; double-lined hood
Print: high-contrast quote graphic (explicit language)

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry medium/low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Iron low if needed (avoid the print)
Do not dry clean

Shipping & returns

Most orders ship promptly with tracking. Easy exchanges/returns on unworn items per shop policy—see the store’s Shipping & Returns page for details.

Content note

Contains explicit language.

CTA

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