If your patriotism is about defending democracy, say so where everyone can see it. This matte bumper sticker reads clean and bold—weatherproof vinyl, UV-laminated, and ready for daily miles. Paid Substack subscribers get member-only discounts and first access to exclusive merch drops.
Why this sticker works
Bright, crisp print: latest processes keep colors sharp and legible at a distance.
Matte finish: low-glare, sleek look on bumpers, laptops, tool cases, and coolers.
Built for the elements:UV-protective laminate + premium vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors.
Water-resistant & durable: holds up through rain, sun, and car washes.
Eco-Solvent inks for an environmentally conscious print.
Member perk: join the paid Substack to unlock discounts and subscriber-only releases.
Impact
Every purchase helps keep the show independent, pro-democracy, and loud enough to matter.
Specs
Material: premium printable vinyl with UV laminate (matte)
Adhesion: strong, long-term adhesive for smooth, non-porous surfaces
Use: vehicles, laptops, hard cases, windows (outside application recommended)
How to apply (for best hold)
Clean the surface (soap/water or isopropyl), then dry completely.
Apply above 50°F / 10°C.
Start from the center, press outward to remove air; let cure 24 hours before washing.
Care
Wipe dust with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid abrasive cleaners.
Shipping & returns
Most orders ship quickly with tracking. Easy returns on unopened/unused items per shop policy—see Shipping & Returns for details.
CTA
If “patriotic” means protecting democracy, put it on the bumper. Paid Substack members save and get first dibs on exclusive drops—join here: https://michaelfanone.substack.com/subscribe
